Posted 11 minutes ago

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before it was discovered that the flow of electrons makes electricity and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

Posted 57 minutes ago

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

(Source: rollingstomes)

Posted 1 hour ago
We’d been apart so long—I’d been dead so long,” she said in English. “I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.”
“My life is nothing but room for you.” I said. “It could never be filled by anyone but you.
Kurt Vonnegut, “Mother Night”  (via duckmigrations)
Posted 1 hour ago

Winter

She’s been playing it almost every night…. If she does this in Philly… Oh God… In Tori fashion, I’ll embrace the fear. I’ll be sure to wear waterproof mascara.

"Snow can wait, I forgot my mittens
Wipe my nose, get my new boots on
I get a little warm in my heart
When I think of winter
I put my hand in my father’s glove

I run off where the drifts get deeper
Sleeping beauty trips me with a frown
I hear a voice, you must learn to stand up
For yourself ‘cause I can’t always be around

He says, “When you gonna make up your mind
When you gonna love you as much as I do
When you gonna make up your mind
‘Cause things are gonna change so fast”

All the white horses are still in bed
I tell you that I’ll always want you near
You say that things change, my dear

Boys get discovered as winter melts
Flowers competing for the sun
Years go by and I’m here still waiting
Withering where some snowman was

Mirror, mirror, where’s the crystal palace
But I only can see myself
Skating around the truth who I am
But I know, dad, the ice is getting thin

When you gonna make up your mind
When you gonna love you as much as I do
When you gonna make up your mind
‘Cause things are gonna change so fast

All the white horses are still in bed
I tell you that I’ll always want you near
You say that things change, my dear

Hair is gray and the fires are burning
So many dreams on the shelf
You say I wanted you to be proud of me
I always wanted that myself

When you gonna make up your mind
When you gonna love you as much as I do
When you gonna make up your mind
‘Cause things are gonna change so vast

All the white horses have gone ahead
I tell you that I’ll always want you near
You say that things change, my dear
Never change, all the white horses”

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

This body positivity/empowerment thing is really working out for me.

Posted 2 hours ago

I feel fantastic.

Tori is next Sunday :)

I just tried on the outfit I’ll be wearing to the concert.

I look amazing. I never really feel this good, but damn…

Black wrap dress with plunging neckline + push-up bra + cinch waist + heels…

I nixed the garter belt and knee highs that I was originally going to wear because the heels are open-toed and open-heeled and I felt that would look funny, with knee highs.

Other than that though.. That cinch? Holy crap. It is a good thing that I’ll be sporting the nicotine patch as of tomorrow (for good) because I’m going to need all the lung capacity that I can get. Also eating will be interesting.

Its only really bad when I first put it on. I just feel completely constrained, but after I have it on for a few minutes it starts to feel like a second skin - which isn’t too terrible. The act of putting it on and taking it off is quite the struggle, once I get it passed my boobs though, its easier. It sits below the bust line right on the ribs, like right underneath the bra? I can tuck the underwire of my bra into the top of it and then it goes all the way down past my hips.

I was afraid it would ride up so I did jumping jacks to test it. It stays in place perfectly. The reviews said to get a size smaller than your t-shirt size, so I did and it really is a perfect fit.

It does sit like a halter top on the shoulders and due to how constraining it is, if you don’t use proper posture, the shoulders get kind of tired and sore rather quickly. I’ll have to stand up straight anyway lest I pop out of my dress.

With the dress on, it gives me this really nice waist line. My back looks straight which makes my derriere look pretty amazing too.

Without the dress it also looks pretty amazing, like a bustier almost and I look curvy, but put together and with the push-up bra? Damn…

I can’t wait. I’m going to look so nice and feel amazing and sexy and happy.

I got these gorgeous filigree and gem clips to put in my hair - which will be dyed red (normal for me to go red every now and again).

I bought all new makeup, or rather a close friend of mine did for me. Going to do fancy eyes, pink lips, everything subtle except the eyes. I want them to really pop. I do love my eyes. They’re one of my best qualities. I bought this really nice navy, almost black nailpolish with just a hint of glitter. Lastly, marshmallow scented/flavored body glitter. The flavored part will probably be useless unless I start licking myself, but it smells real nice and adds a very subtle shimmer to the skin.

Nice dangley earrings, a couple rings, maybe a bracelet.

Yeah.

Seriously went all out on this.

I’m so extremely excited.

Posted 3 hours ago

moonabove-sunbelow:

how is my cat REAL

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

ilovecharts:

You guys, this was a really good week in Congressional Charts.

If tumblr went to congress.

Posted 4 hours ago

It would be cool if I had someone who I could curl up on the couch with, be held by and watch movies with.

Life can be so disappointing.

Posted 4 hours ago

flavorpill:

Flavorwire Author Club: Nora Ephron’s Quintessential Writing on Femininity by Jillian Mapes

Feminist writing continues to be absolutely necessary, but I would argue that Ephron’s essays in I Feel Bad About My Neck are essential feminine writing. Women’s magazines routinely explore these same topics — loving one’s home and traditional domesticity, beauty and aging, empty nest syndrome, personal humiliation — but very rarely with this much self-deprecation, light-touch humor, and relatability.

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Posted 5 hours ago

leanaisnotabanana:

Reasons why Dubai is a little different

Stolen from a post on Pleated Jeans (more pics there)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

A lot of soul searching has been done these past couple days while hanging around my father’s hospital bed.

I came to the realization that it is very difficult to end a friendship, but sometimes necessary in order to find happiness again.

I’m not feeling too great…